I'm a unitard

We did a family vacation to Cancun in April 2008.  The airplane lost one of our bags, that just happened to have my sneakers/sandles in it.  So all that I had to wear were a bunch of shorts and dress shoes (I wore on the airplane for some reason).  I went to the gift shop and bought some sandals for about $30.  My ex-wife and I got in a big fight about it…and it pretty much kicked off a crappy vacation.  Money was always tight for us.  She felt that I could have waited and bought some at one of the shops for a lot less.  We had the disagreement, and of course we go back up to the hotel room and our lost bags are waiting for us.  So I’m an idiot. 

Anyways…I am on my 3rd summer with these sandals, now.  They are the best sandals ever.  I was right to buy them.  They will probably last longer than my marriage.